Ol' King Kong

I smoked a bong, I stroked my dong 

I soaked my thong, and I wrote this song 

In New York City all hope is gone 

Innocent people have died today, died today, died today 

In New York City all hope is gone, innocent people have died today 

Ol' King Kong called Taiwan

Said "Send a banana boat, don't take long 

I'm hungry and lonely, and it might be wrong 

But innocent people will die today, die today, die today 

I'm hungry and lonely and it might be wrong

But innocent people will die today 

Ol' King Kong, it's a sad old story 

He wanted some love, but the love turned gory 

He trampled all over our territory 

And innocent people have died today, died today, died today 

He trampled all over our territory and innocent people did die today 

His last words were, "They won't ignore me." 

He beat his chest, and then he started to worry 

For he was not just lonely, but also sorry 

For the innocent people who died today, died today, died today 

He was not just lonely, but also sorry for the innocent people who died today 

So don't wave your flag around my face 

I've seen it flappin' all over the place 

It seems to me to be in bad taste 

When innocent people have died.

Nothin' to Say

My cell phone got stolen and my voice box got broken 

But that's okay, I've got nothin' to say 

My email got severed, but I hate writin' letters anyway 

And I've got nothin' to say 

I'd rather sing, I'd rather play 

That's the best I can do and as for you and him too

I've got nothin' to say 

I'm in Louisiana on a sunny, spring day 

Long way from Montana touring the country with my buddy Jay 

We'll be gone for a long time, February till May 

And when we return, perhaps you'll have learned 

I've got nothin' to say, nothin' to say 

Now you might think I'm stallin', but there's no use in me callin' 

You anyway when I've got nothin' to say

My lips were made for kissin', so if your ears can listen 

Please go away. I got nothin' to say