O, america
I smoked a bong, I stroked my dong
I soaked my thong, and I wrote this song
In New York City all hope is gone
Innocent people have died today, died today, died today
In New York City all hope is gone, innocent people have died today
Ol' King Kong called Taiwan
Said "Send a banana boat, don't take long
I'm hungry and lonely, and it might be wrong
But innocent people will die today, die today, die today
I'm hungry and lonely and it might be wrong
But innocent people will die today
Ol' King Kong, it's a sad old story
He wanted some love, but the love turned gory
He trampled all over our territory
And innocent people have died today, died today, died today
He trampled all over our territory and innocent people did die today
His last words were, "They won't ignore me."
He beat his chest, and then he started to worry
For he was not just lonely, but also sorry
For the innocent people who died today, died today, died today
He was not just lonely, but also sorry for the innocent people who died today
So don't wave your flag around my face
I've seen it flappin' all over the place
It seems to me to be in bad taste
When innocent people have died.
My cell phone got stolen and my voice box got broken
But that's okay, I've got nothin' to say
My email got severed, but I hate writin' letters anyway
And I've got nothin' to say
I'd rather sing, I'd rather play
That's the best I can do and as for you and him too
I've got nothin' to say
I'm in Louisiana on a sunny, spring day
Long way from Montana touring the country with my buddy Jay
We'll be gone for a long time, February till May
And when we return, perhaps you'll have learned
I've got nothin' to say, nothin' to say
Now you might think I'm stallin', but there's no use in me callin'
You anyway when I've got nothin' to say
My lips were made for kissin', so if your ears can listen
Please go away. I got nothin' to say
My dear, old mother's got a crush on Barack
Oh chain-smoker
Sex, drugs, and poker
Alcohol . . . goodbye
I did not know her
And I did not hold her
Mardi Gras, goodbye
We're still so young, Rachel
Shoplifting newspapers
Smoke in your eyes . . . just cry
Oh, sweet soldier
Blonde-haired bulldozer
Last cigarette, goodbye.
(For Rachel Corrie, co-written w/ Chad Austinson)
She simmers like tea
She glimmers on the sea
And it's good to be awake when she arrives
She dances with the sun
In front of everyone
And it's good to be awake when she arrives
Chorus:
In the morning the world is on fire
Even the policeman is inspired
The miners muck around in the mire
Waiting for their rescuers to come
Waiting for their rescuers . . .
Reflections on the sand
Illuminate the land
And it's good to be awake when she arrives
She serenades the moon
With her gypsy tune
And it's good to be awake when she arrives
In the morning the world is on fire
Even the policeman is inspired
The miners muck around in the mire
Waiting for their rescuers to come
Waiting for their rescuers
Waiting . . .
Lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts and potatoes
You satisfy all my needs
Portobello mushrooms and when there's enough room
Carrots and sunflowers seeds
You keep me earthy, you keep me healthy
You keep me wealthy and wise
When I'm feelin' crappy, you make me happy
You help me to open my eyes
With your lettuce and tomatoes
Your sprouts and potatoes
Your carrots and sunflower seeds
Portobello mushrooms, step into my sunroom
'Cause I can tell you're as hungry as me, yes I can
We'll start with the salad bowl
Work our way to the casserole
We'll eat dessert while makin' love
Whipped cream and pecan pies
Butterflies flutter underneath the summer skies
I just can't seem to get enough of your lovin'
Lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts and potatoes
Carrots and sunflowers seeds
Portobello mushrooms, and when there's enough room
Maybe we can raise us a garden and eat for free
Really eat for free, alright
Lettuce, tomatoes
Sprouts and your little red potatoes
Carrots, and avocado, and sunflower seeds
Portobello mushrooms, baby
Step into my sunroom, lady
Oooooh oh . . .